Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You are a genius and a whore.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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