I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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