found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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