Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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