My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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