Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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