Where did you get a picture of my penis
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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