We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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