every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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