yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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