I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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