Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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