'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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