fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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