The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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