If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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