have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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