3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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