he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I had to cum in my sink.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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