Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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