the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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