still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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