Pappa wants mamma naked
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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