she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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