Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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