If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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