whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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