Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
There's even glitter on my cock...
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