I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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