I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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