ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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