I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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