PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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