If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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