come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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