I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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