Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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