Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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