Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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