I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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