HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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