I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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