Yo dont text me then not text me
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
These tits shall not be calmed
My vagina just clenched in fear
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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