You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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