just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Randomize
