i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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