Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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