don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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