She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize