You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug