Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"