This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.