i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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