I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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