just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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