We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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